Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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go home
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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