worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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