Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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