shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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