so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
