She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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