win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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