I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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