But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
