my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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