Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
