This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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