We won't sleep together?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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