By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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