dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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