Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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