Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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