I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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