they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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