Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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