we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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