she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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