she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize