She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
handjob tips. give me some.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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