The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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