So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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