i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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