We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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