dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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