it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
