One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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