Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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