Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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