I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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