she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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