he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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