girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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