she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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