I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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