You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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