This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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