Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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