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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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