I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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