so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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