Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize