her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
