Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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