U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
please come you make the beer taste better
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
