Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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