last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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