How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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