It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers