just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
