All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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