I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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